Beating Up Ryuu?

Roy: I WILL SMITE THEE!! *slams a sword into ryuu's head*
Ryuu: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK *bleeds*
Roy: Hm...Somethings wrong with this blade...IT ISN'T KILLING YOU!
Ryuu: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Roy: *gets an axe*
Ryuu: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Roy: PARRRR! *slashes his throat*
Ryuu: FUUUUUFUUFUUUUUUUUCK!! *bleeds more*
Roy: THIS AXE ISN'T WORKING RIGHT! *throws it out the window*
Random Person: OW MY EYE!
Roy: o_o
Ryuu: ;_;
Roy: FISH *slams him in the face with a bat*
Ryuu: fffffffffffffffffUCK!!
Roy: I KNOW!! *pulls out a spiked mace*
Ryuu: O MAH GAWD >=O
Roy: *throws it up into the air*
Ryuu: AHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAH YOU DROPPED IT INTO THE CLOUDS!
Roy: >_> *jumps up and grabs it* FORRR THE LOOOOOORD
Ryuu: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Zero: *puts down newspaper* MY SOMEONE'S CUSSING MORE THAN ME SENSES ARE TINGLING!
Ryuu: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Zero: OH YEAH FUCK FACE!? CUNTSUCKINGDICKFUCKINGBALLSLICKING
*5 minutes later* ASSWIPINGBOOBSLAPPING*****TOUCHINGBASTARDASSMOTHERFUCKINGSLUT
*10 minutes later* WHORE WITH A BUCKET OF CHEESE AND
*15 minutes later* DYNAMITE UP YOUR ASS ADDED TO THE TANK OF
*5 seconds later* DOWN YOUR THROAT WITH RYAN LOLLY GAGGING AT YOUR
*.5 seconds later* DICK WITH A
*.5 seconds later* AND DONT FOR GET THE FUCKING, FUCKING, GOAT!
Ryuu: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!
Roy: *slams it on his head so hard earth breaks into pieces*
Ryuu: FUCK FUCK FUCK IT HURTTTTTS!!
Roy: >______>
Ryuu: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH *SS4*
Roy: THAT IS RETAARDEEEEEEEED *gets a bucket of milk*
Ryuu: *picks up Excaliber*
Roy: *takes off the lid*
Ryuu: *puts on Ultima armor*
Roy: *jumps up*
Ryuu: *Gets overpowered by the gods*
Roy: *slams bucket on Ryuu*
Ryuu: LEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOY *slashes at it*
*Bucket breaks through the sword*
Ryuu: WHAT THE FUUUU-
Roy: *Slams bucket crushing ryuu in half*
Ryuu: AHHHHHHHH MY FINGERRRR!!!
Roy: WHAT NOW!?
Ryuu: THERES A SPLINTER!!!
Roy: FUUUUUUUUU-
Grim: DEEEEERP!?
Kelly: AH MAH GAWD
Dan: A SHPLINTER!?
Zan: NO WAI!
And that's how me and Ryuu spent our Saturday.
DERP!